Purely Sublime

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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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A Supernatural Guide to Angels

Michael:
Originally nice but turned out to be a douche
Zachariah:
Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches
Raphael:
Douche to the millionth power
Anna:
Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche
Uriel:
Douche that was actually an ultra douche
Castiel:
Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)
Satan:
The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both
Balthazar:
Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters
Naomi:
Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops
Gabriel:
A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny
Gadreel:
Fucking douchemaster
Virgil:
Typical angle douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness
Metatron:
douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches

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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

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