Purely Sublime

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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watchtowerislive:

a-twins:

Captain America and Winter Soldier/Bucky cosplay.

Captain America by Alexandra a.k.a. Daisy, Winter Soldier/Bucky by Evgenia a.k.a. mercury. (A-Twins a.k.a. близняхи)
Photo by awesome Jiyouh: http://jiyouh.tumblr.com/
Assistant - Vasya Vzdroihev: http://vasyavzdroihev.tumblr.com/

This is an absolutely beautiful display of cosplay on the part of all parties involved but I just have to say GET THAT POOR WOMAN OUT OF THAT TREE SHE IS IN HEELS ON A WET BRANCH AND I FEAR FOR HER ADORABLE LIFE

THIS is the movie I want to see!

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